the-absolute-funniest-posts:

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

territorialcreep:

aka my role model

lulz-time:

ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

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tavrissexual:

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

rnedia:

drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.

lulz-time:

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willambelli:

just-another-lurkim:

excusemeandmyexistence:

an-owls-eye:

gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this

The fiercest bender of them all

forever reblogging

is this Detox at Disney?

WILLAM

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lindsaylohangmyself:

tbh i like madonna’s new look <3

about me.

lolfunk:

i learned stuff at the learning place